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My password is meatlover. My profile picture is a pizza. My love for you is real, like an invisible and inaudible mime parade.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Somebody should merge motorcycles and toilets. You know, for the lover in all of us, just waiting to be released.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love doesn’t spend its time watering your plants. But it might bubblegum swank monkey mouth with you—twice.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

With love, it’s better to act now and think later. Write your love poem after you’ve made love, and not before.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She could be the love of my life, and I just met her. I’m 31 years old. She’s late.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

He’s a year shorter than me, but he’s a foot younger. I love him like the brother of an only child.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m twice as old as she is tall. She’s half my age in height. We have a David and Goliath kind of love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

You know you've drunk too much when you run out of booze. It's the same with love. Also, I'm drunk.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is the darkness that shines in our hearts. I bought you a flashlight. It’s broken, so you know I care.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love, you just know it when you feel it. I feel it now, and it’s furry and purring.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Everything I know about love came out of a vending machine. I’m still waiting on change.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

With the woman I loved, I wouldn’t change one second with her. No, I’d change all the seconds, and the thing I’d change is her.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.