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Tennis should be played with a canoe paddle. And 30-love isn’t just a score, it was my age and feeling. Hand me a creek, because my eyes are dry.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’d love to visit a zoo stocked with stuffed animals. Where would all the real animals be? Well, the real animals would be where they always are: in Congress.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Let love find you. Don’t go looking for it. The best way to attract a mate is to post an ad on Craigslist titled, “Have lube, will travel.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Tell me there’s a God, and I’ll believe you. But tell me you’re not in love with me, and I’ll shoot you an incredulous look. Then I’ll shoot you.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We fell in love like nobody’s business. I wish it was everyone’s business, so that I could have made money off it.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is a cat wearing a fur coat in a sauna in the middle of the Sahara Desert at noon. Trust me, I speak from personal experience.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Everything I know about love, my cat taught me. It put its paw on my head and transferred all knowledge to me.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Sometimes meow means, “I love you.” Sometimes it means, “Feed me, you moron.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I think now is the best time to be in love. No other time in history is more perfect than right now. Especially since I’m currently drinking coffee.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We walked along the beach like two coffee lovers. But we weren’t. He was a fish, and I was astonished—not that a fish was walking, but that he didn’t love coffee.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor every drop.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love coffee, and coffee loves me. You know what else loves me? Hookers in hot paper cups.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I’m not in the City of Love, but I am in love. That’s why I look like I’m crazy, because being crazy is a prerequisite to being in love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am passionate about creating, not about procreating. My love for art is greater than my love for making love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m selling a rainbow in a bowl (no spoon included).
I’m calling it Love Soup, even though it’s nothing more than tap water.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

There’s a marked difference between Mark Ed and Ed Mark. Same as the difference between making love and loving make—and I do both, for a very reasonable price.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.