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Cartman: Mr. Mackey, can I ask a question? Mr. Mackey: What? Cartman: What's the big fucking deal, bitch? Stan: Yeah!

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[first lines] Stan: [singing] There's a bunch of birds in the sky. And some deers just went running by.

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Cartman: Hey Stan! Tell them about the part where Terrance called Phillip a "testicle-shitting rectal wart!"

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The Mole: You realize that by doing this we could be grounded for two, perhaps even three weeks.

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Eric Cartman: More people will come if they think we have punch and pie. Kyle: [typing] Punch and pie.

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Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German "scheisse" video, you... you'd tell me, right? [short pause] Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon.

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Dr. Doctor: We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.

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[American representative stands up and clears his throat] [pause] American Representative: Fuck Canada! Canadian Representative: Hey fuck you buddy!

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Kyle: Come on, Ike! Kick the baby! Ike: Don't kick the baby. Kyle: Kick the baby. [runs and kicks Ike through a window]

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Terrence: [singing] Looks like we may be out of luck. Phillip: [singing] Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked!

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Mr. Garrison: I can't wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.

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The Mole: What do you think this is kid? T.V. kiddie hour where we all stand around and lick Barney the dinosaur fucking pussy?

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Soldier: [marching by the Broflovskis' house] And I don't know what I've been told / Canadian pussy is mighty cold.

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[to Phillip] Terrence: This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.

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Terrence: You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn/ You just fuck your Uncle all day long!

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[Kenny is falling into Hell, where he encounters the damned] George Burns: Hey, fuckface. Have you seen Gracie?

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Saddam Hussein: Hey Satan, I got some new luggage for our trip up to Earth. Let's fuck to celebrate.

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[Kenny has just appeared for the second time] Cartman: [not cursing to avoid getting shocked by V-chip] Son of a gun! Heck!

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[after unsuccessfully trying to save Kenny] Dr. Doctor: Dammit! It never gets any easier! [walks away whistling]

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Mr. Mackey: [over loud speaker] Anyone wearing Terrance and Phillip shirts are to be sent home immediately! Children: [pause] Hurray!

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Mr. Garrison: Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

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