The idiot is indeed the good man, but only because he doesn't know any better.
Sons Come and Go, Mothers Hang in ForeverMy son’s name will be Sonya, like his mother, whose name will be Dadya.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI want to say right here that the easiest way in the world to make enemies is to hire friends.
Letters from a Self-Made Merchant to His Son