My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Henny YoungmanSon, always tell the truth. Then you'll never have to remember what you said the last time.
Sam RayburnKid on the street: You the new bagman? You prick. What happened to Rubello, you son of a bitch?
SerpicoMy son jokes with me that he thinks I Google the word 'sad' to come up with book ideas.
Patricia McCormickMy daughter plays keyboard very well, and my son plays guitar, and they're totally into music.
Al MadrigalMy 10 year old son likes it. He's trying to play guitar and everything. He likes that kind of music.
Merle Haggard