Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
Mike JudgeComedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
Pauly ShoreIs it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.
Craig FergusonThe enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something.
Chauncey DepewSometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the grave.
Douglas Coupland