Quotes of: Someone Keyword

Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving.

What the Lady Wants

I had a dream I was in a dream and then that dream told me I was in someone else's sock drawer.

We Had A #Dream About You

The moment you make someone promise anything is the same moment you ask them to lie to you.

When it Happens to You

Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me.

Xazaqazax

...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.

You Suck

I am a writer. Imagining what someone would say or do comes to me as naturally as breathing.

The Year of Magical Thinking

Like all who search for truth out of fear, I desperately wanted someone else to tell me exactly what to do.

A Year of Biblical Womanhood

Do you think it's possible to finally decide that you really, truly love someone but not end up marrying him?

As You Wish

If you've put yourself in a position where someone has to see you in order for you to be safe - to see you, and to give a fuck - you've already blown it.

Zodiac

I just started seeing someone, which is a relief, because the last girl I dated was invisible.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.

The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story

If someone does not believe in fairies, he does not need to teach his children 'There are no fairies'; he can omit to teach them the word 'fairy'.

Zettel

Hands and lips and teeth, and you'd forgotten-no, you'd never known-this way of knowing someone, this dissolution of self, this autophagy.

Zombies Vs. Unicorns

If someone like this were to like me, to like my comedy, and to like the way I conduct myself professionally, it would mean that I suck as a person.

Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new...

Catherine Bell

I have someone that cooks for me... that's the best thing ever. I just want to show up and I want my house to be like a hotel... so I want to have a couple of options... I like to have a couple of options.

Ashton Kutcher

The best advice I was probably given and the best advice I could give someone who is trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills.

Bob Newhart

If they did it like they did it in '96 or whenever, just picking it from one meet, what if someone had the meet of their life but they're not usually a good competitor? That could be really bad for the team. So, I think this is the best way.

Carly Patterson

I was at a New Year's Eve party, and someone asked me how was my year, and I said, 'I honestly think 2011 was the best year of my entire life,' and I actually meant it.

Dave Grohl

I could have had someone else take care of my child but I did it because that was my moral obligation and also it was a joy and I felt it was in the best interests of the child.

Gloria Allred

My mom makes the best Cajun stuff. I'm a big gumbo guy. I've lost a lot of my Louisiana accent, so now when I say 'gumbo,' I feel like someone who's never said the word before.

Hunter Hayes