Wrap your hand in toilet paper before you meet someone. It’ll change how much people respect you.
Sleepwalking is resterciseI used to live with someone of the opposite sex. It’s called a sister, and I don’t have one.
Seriously delirious, but not at all serious...do you actually think that how long a person grieves is a measure of how much they loved someone?
The Story of Edgar SawtelleEvery sunrise is an invitation for us to arise and brighten someone's day.
Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, & Grumblings for Every Day of the YearHe wasn't what I'd thought he was; maybe he never had been. I wasn't what I'd thought I was, either.
Someone Like You