Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you somebody who has never achieved much.
There is a sign that hangs on my wall that says, 'What is it you want me to do to somebody else that is more important than what you want me to do for you?'
I know me, and I know that I'm not somebody that particularly merits a lot of screaming and shouting. And there's nothing special about me as opposed to hundreds of thousands of other people everywhere.
The people at the top of the league think they need to rein me in so I don't become another Michael Jordan, somebody they aren't able to mold and shape and make their puppet.
I've found the best way to revise your own work is to pretend that somebody else wrote it and then to rip the living shit out of it.
How can you tell somebody who is pursuing happiness that they're somehow not American when that was the very first promise that America made?
I think George Will is somebody that said recently that the Republicans will not lose, as a Republican, that the Republicans will not win the election. I think it was a terrible statement.
I think anybody who wants to be president has to be a politician, but I would like to find somebody who's coming from a loving place instead of a political place.
Most people suspend their judgment till somebody else has expressed his own and then they repeat it.
Sow something positive to somebody's life and you'll get that positivity back to your life because you reap what you sow.
It's fabulous when you do that, when you discover somebody who you like, when you kind of feel those feelings, even though he articulates them better.
It helps to have founded and run a company if you're going to help somebody run a company who is a founder.
I like watching Kate McKinnon do something - there's a joy in seeing a new move from somebody and going, 'Oh, she can do that.'
Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.
Everybody would grab a guitar and listen to somebody else and call themselves a folk singer. When they didn't know no more songs, they'd run out of them.
I'll call somebody 'dumb' or 'stupid' if they make a dumb or stupid play. I don't know any other word for it, and if they don't like the word, that's too bad.
Nerd rage to me is kind of just empty rage. I mean, ultimately, you're not going to do it; you're not going to fight somebody, you know.
Well, I use the word Satanist, but I don't know if I ever really considered myself as somebody who's into Satan.
Every day, somebody has a song they want you to hear, and you're stupid if you don't listen to it because you never know what you may find.
There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!
I know that Oprah and I mean a lot to each other... I know at all times I have somebody that I can count on always.
