After a good run, my legs feel like Jell-O. Somebody get me a spoon and stick a fork in me.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseSomebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.
The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time IndianNever mumble some sarcastic shit to somebody who can obviously fuck you up.
Ice: A Memoir of Gangster Life and Redemption-from South Central to HollywoodConflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't.
Just Dial 911 for Assistance