Cats have tongues with the texture of bricks, and fur as warm and soft as blankets.
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99 Cents For Some NonsenseYesterday is as ancient as a millennia ago, because both are forever out of reach.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseThe list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.
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99 Cents For Some NonsenseIt’s amazing how nostalgia filters out the bad and focuses only on the good.
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99 Cents For Some Nonsense