I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)
99 Cents For Some NonsenseAfter a good run, my legs feel like Jell-O. Somebody get me a spoon and stick a fork in me.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseTomorrow’s Pancake Friday, despite the fact that it’s Monday, and I don’t eat breakfast.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI look at a woman’s shoes, not to tell how sexy she is, but to determine how sexy she feels.
99 Cents For Some Nonsensethere’s some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what.
An Abundance of KatherinesSome people make choices hoping for the best; Korsak had made a choice simply to avoid the worst.
The Apprentice