Soap: You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking BarrelsSoap: A little bit of pain never hurt anybody, if you know what I mean.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking BarrelsSoap: Rory Breaker? That psychotic black dwarf with an Afro? Tom: That would be the same man, yes.
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