Quotes of: Smoke-and-mirrors Keyword

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

Ron White

It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Fletcher Knebel

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

Chris Rock

I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?

Billy Bob Thornton

My writing voice is very much like 'Thank You for Smoking.' It's a guy's voice. It's very masculine.

Jason Reitman

The Wright brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility.

Dorothea Brande

...I remember the oily smoke of a cigarette suspended in a shaft of sunlight - with you, everything was beautiful...

John Geddes

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.

Arturo Toscanini

I was with some Vietnamese recently, and some of them were smoking two cigarettes at the same time. That's the kind of customers we need!

Jesse Helms

Anna: But, Boris, this is genius. Medical Professor: Really? I thought it was Rachmaninoff. I'm going for a smoke.

Doctor Zhivago

Mr. White: Smoke? Mr. Pink: I quit. [pause] Mr. Pink: What, you got one?

Reservoir Dogs

Nick Naylor: My job requires a certain... moral flexibility.

Thank You for Smoking

Jack: [In Elevator] Did you hear that? Nick Naylor: [pause] No. Jack: Exactly.

Thank You for Smoking

Jack: As you can see, Jeff just loves... Asian shit.

Thank You for Smoking

Peter Falk: To smoke, and have coffee - and if you do it together, it's fantastic.

Wings of Desire

Maya: I'm going to smoke everyone involved in this op and then I'm going to kill bin Laden.

Zero Dark Thirty

There's always Tunisia. Amid the smoking ruins of the Middle East, there is that one encouraging success story.

Elliott Abrams

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

Jerry Seinfeld

I spoke fire, laughed smoke, and madness spilled forth from my inspiration.

Arthur Holitscher

Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.

William S. Burroughs

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!

Wendy Liebman