Quotes of: Smoke-and-mirrors Keyword

I was a militant smoker, and in my case, I think I particularly used smoking because what I felt was a kind of politically correct big brother assault on smoking.

Joe Eszterhas

Kicking Bird: [after receiving the pipe from Dances with Wolves] How does it smoke? John Dunbar: I don't know; I haven't smoked it yet.

Dances with Wolves

Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[after shooting each other] Gary: What the fuck are you doing here? Barry the Baptist: What the FUCK are YOU doing here?

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Rory Breaker: Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicholas.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[haggling with Tom] Nick the Greek: What else does it come with? Tom: It comes with a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Rory Breaker: Get Nick, that greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri Greek bastard, if he's stupid enough to still be on this planet.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Barry the Baptist: If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Big Chris: All right, son: roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Don: I'll fold. Phil: Fold? Is that the only word you learnt at school? Don: No, I also learned the word cunt!

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Eddie: That's quite a raise. That's 150 on my 100. "Hatchet" Harry: Yeah. And is there anything else you want to say?

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Eddie: Tom, you take those guns and you throw them off a bridge. Bacon: And throw yourself off while you're at it.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Tom: I want to look fucking mean! Nick the Greek: Of course you'll look mean! You'll look really scary...

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Tom: This is fucked. No money. No weed. Its all been replaced by a pile of corpses. [Having noticed the corpses of both Rory's gang and the neighbors]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Dog: Where the fuck did she come from? [Punches Gloria] Dog: That is it. Tie her up. We're outta here.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Rory Breaker: What do you want, a medal? I'll shoot you in the fucking throat if I don't get my ganja back.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Bacon: I don't believe this. What the fuck has happened here? Soap: Jesus. [Looking through a window smashed during the shootout]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Penny Escher: And I suppose you smoked all these cigarettes? Kay Eiffel: No, they came pre-smoked. Penny Escher: Yeah, they said you were funny.

Stranger Than Fiction

The best change you can make is to hold up a mirror so that people can look into it and change themselves. That's the only way a person can be changed." By looking into yourself," Zia said. "Even if you have to look into a mirror that's outside yours...

Someplace to Be Flying

There are normal times when it is wholly admirable to be steadfast, resolute, unconflicted, and therefore when integrity is unmistakenly a virtue. The person of integrity knows what to do, and does it. But as we have been exploring, there are also ti...

Mirror, Mirror: The Uses and Abuses of Self-Love

A lovely girl attracts attention by her good looks, an ugly girl by the help of a mirror.

Maltese