Quotes of: Smoke-and-mirrors Keyword

I love the friendly faces of old sorrows; I have no secrets that they do not know.

Blue Smoke: A Book of Verses

You may tend to get cancer from the thing that makes you want to smoke so much, not from the smoking itself.

Not Dying: An Autobiographical Interlude

I had always turned it down-to me, smoking pot was absolutely the worst thing in the world. I thought of it as an addiction, and all my friends who smoked it, I felt they really needed help.

Tommy Rettig

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

Mark Twain

My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when I'm working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only time I don't smoke is when I'm home. I didn't even realize I'd become a smoker.

Dennis Franz

I did the cover of Cigar Aficionado, so I'm supposed to talk about loving cigars. I've smoked them a couple of times. My father used to smoke cigars. I love the idea and the concept, and I love the smell of cigars.

Gina Gershon

So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.

Damien Hirst

Barry the Baptist: When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Barry the Baptist: Hello son, would you like a lolly? Little Chris: Piss off, you nonce!

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Soap: You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Barfly Jack: He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the Nuclear sub.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Soap: A little bit of pain never hurt anybody, if you know what I mean.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Dog: What the fuck is that? Mickey: It's me bren gun. Dog: Couldn't you have thought of something more practical?

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Eddie: As you know this puts us in an awkward position... I don't have enough to continue.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"Hatchet" Harry: I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Soap: Rory Breaker? That psychotic black dwarf with an Afro? Tom: That would be the same man, yes.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Tom: They lack any kind of criminal credibility. I might get laughed at.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Dean: We're in shit. They were his fucking guns we sold. [Realising the guns he sold belonged to Harry]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Rory Breaker: Now watch out for these fellas. They've got a bit of an arsenal, and they don't mind using it.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Paul Benjamin: If you're gonna die, what's more important, and good book or a good smoke? So he smoked his book.

Smoke

Hell, if I didn't drink drink or smoke, I'd win twenty games every year. It's easy when you don't drink or smoke or horse around.

Whitey Ford