Hogarth Hughes: Hey, I thought you were in trouble. I had this weird guy following me around, it took me hours to shake him, I kill myself getting out here, and you have him doing... arts and crafts. Dean McCoppin: You have a problem with arts and cr...
Elizabeth: You didn't tell them about the curse. Jack Sparrow: I noticed neither did you. For the same reason, I expect. Elizabeth: He wouldn't have risked it. Jack Sparrow: Could have gotten him drunk. Oh, don't get me wrong, love. I admire a person...
Charlie Kaufman: [voice over] Okay, we open with Laroche. He's funny. Okay. He says, "I love to mutate plants". He says "Mutation is fun". Okay, we show flowers and... okay. We have to have the court case. Okay, we show Laroche. Okay, he says "I was ...
Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart.
Where is it written that a smart woman can't also be stacked?
Crows are incredibly smart. They can be taught five things on the drop.
A smart girl leaves before she is left.
There is something exciting about being in an environment in which it's really cool to be smart.
Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real.
I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines.
If you're smart and you care about life, you'll take driving seriously.
Most pitchers are too smart to manage.
I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart.
I was smart, to tell you the truth. I'm not really bright, but I'm not stupid.
Morgan: My boy's wicked smart.
I don't waste money on smart, expensive clothes.
I don't think I've ever read poetry, ever. I'm not really book-smart.
Pigs are not that dirty. And they're smart, strange little creatures. They just need love.
I'm not as smart or talented as anyone around me. But they like me.
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
A man protects his fish from rats by keeping it under a cat's watch. How wise! Another buys a gun for security reasons, but decides to kill a ghost with it. How smart! One prays to God for safety, as he climbs a palm tree with sewing thread. How inte...
