I need six weeks of rehearsal and women need nine months and it took me 15 years to figure that out.
Beer for breakfast, ale for lunch, stout with dinner and a few mugs in between. The average Northern European, including women and children drank three liters of beer a day. That's almost two six-packs, but often the beer had a much higher alcoholic ...
Everyday, you get home from the shops with a bag of cat food and bin-liners and realise that, yet again, you failed to have cosmetic surgery, book a cheap weekend in Paris, change your name to something more glamorous, but the fifth series of The Sop...
Ben, there are more important things going on,” I answered. “DESIGNATED DRIVER!” “What?” “You’re my designated driver! Yes! You are so designated! I love that you answered! That’s so awesome! I have to be home by six! And I designate ...
Tevye: Then there are the others in our village. They make a much bigger circle. We don't bother them, and so far, they don't bother us. And among ourselves, we always get along perfectly well. [pointing to Itchak and Avram] Tevye: Of course, there w...
Jordi: When you get out, what'll you do? Malik El Djebena: I don't know. You? Jordi: Same thing as in here, only bigger. Malik El Djebena: Hash? Jordi: Yeah, hash. I'll move big loads. Marbella-Paris, three cars. Six hundred kilos each trip. [pause] ...
Charlie: What was it we cleared, eight-six thousand and change? Raymond: Eighty-six thousand, five hundred... Charlie: So, eighty thousand to pay the cars off. What did I say I had to pay to get the Rolex out of hock? Raymond: Thirty-five hundred dol...
If you have a purpose in life, you can feel six inches tall.
I was in art school once a week from six to 16, which was essential in shaping my artistic sensitivity.
There is a differenece between a bad boy and a boy that's bad for you.
The question isn't "Why do we die?" The question is "Why do we live?
An unwise advisor cannot hope to advise wisely.
I started when I was six years old. My first coach was my granny, she was the best player in Slovakia.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
I'm six feet tall. No one realizes that because on 'The Daily Show' I'm usually sitting.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
I wouldn't want the pressure of a Six Feet Under or the pressure of improvising like Curb Your Enthusiasm.
And, uh, I've got about six thousand cartoons up there, also books and papers.
'Lawrence of Arabia' is a film that anyone wanting to become an actor should watch at least six hundred times.
I've done about six comedies. Oddly enough, the script came to me from one of the guys in Platoon.