Quotes of: Sit Keyword

If everyone in America started mailing empty boxes, we could boost productivity, profitability, and employment. Think like a politician.

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Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savings of 20%! 

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If I hung out with Van Gogh, I don’t know what we’d do. We’d just play it by ear, I guess.

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If given the choice, I’d take five ones over a five-dollar bill, because women prefer men with lots of money.

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A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.

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She asked if I found what she was telling me very exciting, and I managed to yelp out “very” while yawning.

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I managed to beat Michael Phelps’ 400 meter IM time. And not only did I beat his time, but I did it in exactly 200 meters.

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The other day I found 20 dollars. It was just lying in a wallet I took from some guy’s pocket.

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The list of who’s the best is only one person long. My penis is only one person long too, if that person is two-inches tall.

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The conversation was one-sided. She was doing all the talking, and every time I opened my mouth it wasn’t to reply—it was to yawn.

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I dance for a living. At the early bird special you can find me—doing the worm.

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I am a fact factory. I make things you can’t make up.

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Witty sayings don’t grow on bumpers the way babies do. I was raised by a single rush hour.

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I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and water aren’t supposed to be one and the same. 

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A doctor can’t afford to take a sick day, because that’s most unprofessional. How does it look if a “healer” is unhealthy?

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I’d like to write gibberish in Latin, because if people aren’t going to be able to read it, they might as well not read it in a dead language.

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Startled, she said, “Oh, I thought you were somebody else.” “No,” I said, “I’m not somebody else—but my clone is.

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I’m not a carrot cake kind of guy. But so what? Don’t push your political agenda on me, pal.

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I arch my eyebrows like an archer—Robin Hood. My facial expressions can feed the poor.

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The men responsible for this depression are irresponsible, and therefore only irresponsible people are responsible enough to get us out and reverse course.

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Present a man with the opportunity to earn shiny medals to pin on his chest, and he’ll eagerly risk dying to try to get them.

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