I got you a birthday present. The box is the exact same size as a coffin.
So many chairs, and no time to sitI place a higher value on human life than on no human life. But only barely.
So many chairs, and no time to sitIgnoring plus ignorance equals ignoringance—knowing a problem exists, but doing nothing to fix it.
So many chairs, and no time to sitPregnant women need dick too. And I’m here to sell it to them. I charge by the inch and by the hour.
So many chairs, and no time to sitI get sex. I completely get sex—even though I don’t get sex. I understand it, but I never have it.
So many chairs, and no time to sitBut thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.
Pryor Convictions: and Other Life SentencesAmateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work.
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