General Murray: I can't make out whether you're bloody bad-mannered or just half-witted. T.E. Lawrence: I have the same problem, sir.
Ex-Leper: Half a dinare for me bloody life story? Brian: There's no pleasing some people. Ex-Leper: That's just what Jesus said, sir.
Hawkeye: Take me! Duncan: [as he is being forced away] My compliments, sir! Take her and get out! Cora Munro: Duncan! What are they doing to Duncan?
Simon Foster: In the motorcade, can we get a car without Judy, please? Toby Wright: You want hookers? You like hooky fucky, sir?
Kasper Gutman: By Gad, sir, you are a character. There's never any telling what you'll say or do next, except that it's bound to be something astonishing.
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to? French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Henry J. Waternoose: What a day. Sulley: It's just a rough patch, sir. Everyone knows you'll get us through it. Henry J. Waternoose: Tell that to the board of directors.
Maitre d': Good evening sir and how are we today? Mr. Creosote: Better. Maitre d': Better? Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.
Colonel Blake: Hawkeye Pierce? I got a twix about you... says you stole a jeep up at Headquarters. Hawkeye Pierce: No sir, no, I didn't steal it. No, it's right outside.
Librarian: Sir, wouldn't you be more comfortable in a study room? [Andrew looks up and sees people in the library staring at him] Andrew Beckett: No. Would it make you more comfortable?
[Joe Miller is in court and has just asked his witness whether he is a homosexual] Joe Miller: Are you a homo? Are you a queer? Are you a faggot? Are you a fruit? Are you *gay*, sir?
Lt. Col. Charles R. Codman: Shall I call the artist back sir? Patton: To hell with it. Nobody wants to see a picture of me, I'm mad! Didn't you know that?
Rocky: Well, ya see, sir I understand you're lookin' for sparrin' partners for Apollo, and I jus' want ta let ya know that I am very available.
Prince John: [chasing Sir Hiss into the burning castle] You cowardly cobra! Procrastinating python! Agravating asp! Ooh, you eel in snake's clothing!
Thomas Fairchild: May I ask, sir, what exactly are your intentions? Linus Larrabee: My intentions? Unethical, reprehensible but very practical. Thomas Fairchild: I beg your pardon?
Cecil Parkes: The page! For God's sake, the notes! Peter Helfgott: I'm sorry sir, I keep forgetting the notes. Cecil Parkes: Will it be asking too much to learn them first?
Private Ryan: Uh sir? Where am I to be during all this? Captain Miller: No more than two feet away from me. And that's not negotiable.
Senator Morton: You had no trouble, of course, with the police once they verified your alibi? Guy Haines: When an alibi is full of bourbon, sir, it can't stand up.
[a group of Stormtroopers have found the escape pod] Stormtrooper Officer: Someone *was* in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction. Stormtrooper: [holding up a ring of metal] Look, sir: Droids.
Pete Perkins: You try to run away again, and I'll kill you. I guess you know that by now. Mike Norton: Yes, sir.
Capt. James 'Bugger' Staros: I've lived with these men, sir, for two and a half years and I will not order them all to their deaths.
