Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump? Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.
George Llewelyn Davies: [to J.M. Barrie] I'm sorry, is he bothering you, sir? My brother can be an extremely irritating sort of person.
[On the phone] Ed Rooney: I'm very sorry, Mr. Peterson... Cameron: [disguised voice] Call me sir! Goddamn it!
[a politician, being pulled away after the discovery of a woman's body with a necktie around her throat] Sir George: I say, that's not my club tie, is it?
Colonel: [moments before the Amritsar Massacre] Should we issue a warning, sir? Gen. Dyer: They've had their warning. No meetings. [pause] Gen. Dyer: *Fire!*
Corporal Miller: Sir, I've inspected this boat, and I think you ought to know that I can't swim.
Heston Services Clerk: Sir, is there anything I can do for you? Nicholas Angel: No... This is something I have to do myself.
Horace Slughorn: Exactly how did you get out of the castle, Harry? Harry Potter: Through the front door sir.
Mr. Emil Gower: [George is whistling to himself] George! George! Little George: Yes sir. Mr. Emil Gower: You're not paid to be a canary!
[Stark's car, the winner of a race, arrives at the airport] Tony Stark: I thought I lost you back there! Hogan: You did, sir.
Captain Dudley Smith: You'll do as I say, and ask no questions. Do you follow my drift? Bud White: In technicolor, sir.
[Concorde has just been shot in the chest with an arrow bearing a message] Concorde: Message for you, sir.
Mrs. Pearce: Here's the mail, sir. Professor Henry Higgins: Well pay the bills, and say "No" to the invitations.
The Emperor of China: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. Shang: Sir? The Emperor of China: You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty.
George Banks: Shut the window. That bird is giving me a headache. Ellen: Yes sir. [to the bird] Ellen: Quiet! You're giving the master a headache!
Airline Ticket Clerk: [selling a flight ticket to Marvin] Would that be smoker or non-smoker, sir? Marvin Dorfler: [exhaling smoke] Take a wild guess.
Ed Tom Bell: But I think once you quit hearing "sir" and "ma'am," the rest is soon to foller.
Netherfield Butler: A Mrs. Bennet, a Miss Bennet, a Miss Bennet and a Miss Bennet, sir. Caroline Bingley: Oh for heaven's sake, are we to receive every Bennet in the country?
Jim Court: You're not a permanent part of her life. You're a distraction. Lloyd Dobler: I'm the distraction that's going with her to England, sir.
Vaughan: Have you knocked on the door yet? Karl: No, Sir, not yet. Vaughan: How long have you been standing here? Karl: Quite a spell, I reckon.
Inspector Lestrade: You know, in another life, you'd have made an excellent criminal. Sherlock Holmes: Yes, and you, sir, an excellent policeman.
