Never love anybody who treats you like you're normal...they're just the psychiatric hospital staff
And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?Maturity is when you no longer get the urge to make snow angels in mud season
And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert
And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what
And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?