Witty sayings don’t grow on bumpers the way babies do. I was raised by a single rush hour.
So many chairs, and no time to sitI hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....
And That’s Why I’m SingleThe true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one
And That’s Why I’m SingleWomen need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle
And That’s Why I’m SingleWhen she says 'I've never done this before" she just means with you
And That’s Why I’m Single