Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down
And That’s Why I’m SingleCome Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub
And That’s Why I’m SingleAt this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control
And That’s Why I’m Singlethe only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner
And That’s Why I’m Single