I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....
And That’s Why I’m SingleThe true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one
And That’s Why I’m SingleWomen need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle
And That’s Why I’m SingleWhen she says 'I've never done this before" she just means with you
And That’s Why I’m SingleA good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school.
A Voice of Her Own: Becoming Emily DickinsonCan you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots of money.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You