Everything is a drive-thru. You just have to aim really fast
And That’s Why I’m SingleDate rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are
And That’s Why I’m SingleDoes speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?
And That’s Why I’m SingleI hate carrying a torch, which is weird because otherwise I'm such a pyromaniac
And That’s Why I’m SingleYeah, it never fails to amaze me how a single lie can undo an entire lifetime of good. (Aiden)
Upon the Midnight Clear