Witty sayings don’t grow on bumpers the way babies do. I was raised by a single rush hour.
So many chairs, and no time to sitI hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....
And That’s Why I’m SingleThe true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one
And That’s Why I’m SingleWomen need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle
And That’s Why I’m Single