The desideratum of the philosophy “better to have never been” is parents being charged with manslaughter for bringing children into the world
Having one child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.
I try to parent equally, but I think little girls are a little more sensitive.
My parents are divorced, and that was the last thing I wanted for myself. I waited until I was 36 to propose, and I'm really proud of that.
It's very kind of 'Wuthering Heights' where my parents' house is, moors and deserted. It's very wild and mystic.
Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine!
There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.
If I could do one thing over I'd have been nicer to my parents.
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
My parents didn't exercise, so it was not something I saw was good for you or fun. I wish I had grown up knowing to do that.
'Benedict' means 'blessed.' My parents liked the sound of the name and felt slightly blessed because they'd been trying for a child for a very long time.
My parents weren't religious at all. I remember the first time I heard about Jesus was at school.
I have this idea of myself as this quiet, observant, thoughtful child, which my parents roundly contradict. They claim that I was loud and bossy and dancing all the time.
If your parents gave you fire to play with when you were two, you'd be standing in fire by the time you were an adult.
My mother felt it was time that I had some parental control, so I went off to America and went to New York.
I think it's more and more important to spend time with your children, because it seems to be harder and harder for them to succeed as their parents have succeeded.
I'm from a time and place where bigheadedness was a really savage crime, and you'd get cut down for it by your peers and parents.
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
My parents put everything in a trust fund for me. I won't get it until I'm 18, so I'll use it for college.
Jim: I can't remember what my parents look like.
Tim: Your foster parents are kinda dicks, huh?
