I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield.
This Book is Not FOR SALEDon't put off until tomorrow what can be done today. Procrastination is a sign of weak character.
Trouble in StoreNever chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign autographs.
This Book is Not FOR SALESigns offer a way to speak, yet keep the room perfectly silent.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomStephen Colbert used to be my friend. I even signed the poor baby's cast when he hurt his hand.
Nancy Pelosi