A man with little learning is like the frog who thinks its pond is an ocean.
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
If a man would live in peace, he should be blind, deaf, and dumb.
If you would make an enemy, lend a man money, and ask for it back again.
The man who takes legal action often loses an ox to win a cat.
If a man's heart be impure, all things will appear hostile to him.
A malicious man is like a coal sack -- black on the outside and even blacker inside.
No one will say, "My father is incontinent." Everyone will say, "He is a man of advice and wisdom."
Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.
Three things drive a man outdoors; smoke, a leaking roof and a scolding wife.
If the bald man knew a remedy he would rub it on his own head.
Men would not be richer for being miserly; generosity does not make a man poorer.
When the man is away, the monkey eats his corn and goes into his hut.
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