A woman's love for a man is half animal passion and half hate. The more a woman loves a man, the more she hates him.
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.
The infant runs toward it with its eyes closed, the adult is stationary, the old man approaches it with his back turned.
When I came to London as a young man, I was very excited by it and that's never gone away.
A man who does something bad will be judged by men and by God. A man who does something good will be rewarded by men and also by God.
The kids all literally think I'm Spider-Man, and they ask me how I shoot my webs. It's flattering and crazy, but it's Spider-Man they're in awe of, not Jake Epstein.
You can find all types of men anywhere, but a smart man will always make you feel important and understood. And a woman can always tell when a man does it genuinely and effortlessly.
On a good day I think I'm handsome, on an average day I'm average. I'm a man's man so I don't necessarily know how cute we're supposed to be.
My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
The Old Man: [shouting] Don't anybody move! Hold it right there! The fuse is out.
Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint? Mitch: No, not on me, man. Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.
William Blake: If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite.
Nobody: Did you kill the white man who killed you? William Blake: I'm not dead. Am I?
Count Dracula: For one who has not lived even a single lifetime, you're a wise man, Van Helsing.
Anthony: They all tried to hold your hand. I didn't Richard: No, you didn't Anthony: Don't need to, do I?
Richard: What you cutting it like? Anthony: Dunno. Long hair Richard: What, like Bon Jovi? Anthony: [laughs] No
Soz: He wasn't a spastic. Richard: He fucking was a spastic. [makes silly noises, as if mocking a retarded person] Richard: He was a fucking nana.
Komarovski: [speaking to Lara of Pasha] He's a very fine young man. That's obvious.
Mrs. Kendal: Why, Mr. Merrick, you're not an elephant man at all. John Merrick: Oh no? Mrs. Kendal: Oh no... no... you're a Romeo.
Dr. Frederick Treves: Because of the extensive area covered by papillomatus growths, the patient has been called "The Elephant Man".
