I'd rather entertain people than offend them.
My theory is that comedy comes from little people.
It gives me satisfaction to help people.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
I am elected by the people of Bucharest, not the dogs.
My lyrics aren't offensive. Some people find everything offensive.
The people of one county can not be indifferent to the welfare of the people in another county.
You know, Katie Couric is one of my favorite people.
Life it too short to deal with crazy people.
Sometimes it's the crazy people who turn out to be not so crazy.
Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
And my mouth is not a sewer, although some people may think it is.
I can't stand being around anal people, especially anal people with big egos.
I cover media people the way they cover politicians.
Though the people look the same, they are different; though the people look different, they are the same!
Young people want you to be real with them.
You ought to try being cruel to some people.
Some people don't know when to stop talking.
These people are artists. These people are musicians. They're taking it out and trying to express it that way.
For some people, what really matters to them is sleep.
Some people are born to be public property.
