You cannot pick up salt with dry fingers.
Prepare yourself for when the water comes up to your knees.
When spiders' webs unite, they can tie up a lion.
There once was a good mother-in-law but the wolf gobbled her up.
Buttered bread always falls dry side up.
As day break, the glowworms say "We've lit up the world!"
You cannot tie up a dog with a chain of sausages.
The lazy one stands up between one armchair and another.
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
He who puts up with insult invites injury.
If you dip your arm into the picklepot let it be up to the elbow.
Two bears in one cave will not end up well.
You jump up, but you come down all the same.
Before you milk a cow tie it up.
As day breaks, the glowworms say "We've lit up the world!"
Capt. McCluskey: I thought I got all you Guinea hoods locked up! What the hell are you doing here? Michael: What happened to the men who were guarding my father, Captain? Capt. McCluskey: I pulled them guys off of here, eh, now get away from this hos...
Mr. Pink: We were set up. The cops were waiting for us. Nice Guy Eddie: What? Nobody set anybody up. Mr. Pink: The cops were there waiting for us! Nice Guy Eddie: Bull shit! Mr. Pink: Hey, fuck you, man! You weren't there - we were! And I'm tellin' y...
They say in Zen, waking up to life requires three things: great faith, great doubt, and great effort. Faith isn’t a way of going to sleep. It’s the work of waking up. And, in order to wake up, you’ll need both great faith and great doubt. In it...
I’m famous for my Shepherd’s Pie. Here’s my recipe: lamb, potatoes, cheese, peas, paprika, and a wool-covered apron for the chef/shepherd/wolf-like politician to wear while serving the sheeple up.
After they broke up, Renaldo's ex girlfriend said to never again date an older woman. And he wisely listened to her, because his mother only had his best interest in mind.
I sit on my bed and think about Nader McMillan and wonder what I’m going to do. Ignore him. Stand up to him. Avoid him. Be “tough.” I think of the stuff Dad has said over the years. How he finally gave up suggesting things.
