Growing up, I was not used to good things happening to me.
A band is a good way to break up a friendship.
Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private.
Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
It is up to God to reveal a religion, but up to us to understand and realise it.
Showing up is not all of life - but it counts for a lot.
Life seemed so simple and joyous when I was growing up.
If you fall, get back up. That's what life is about.
A beautiful wake-up is one of life's most perfectly happy times.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
When you're physically growing up, you develop emotionally with that.
I've been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.
I was a huge Radiohead fan growing up.
Growing up in England, I was constantly surrounded by the Arthurian legend.
You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian.
I'm 36 years old, and I'm growing up. Little by little.
Someone has to stand up for wimps.
My fans can see me grow up.
Growing up, I never saw Asian-Americans on TV at all.
I'm a grown-up now, and I value the training I had.
Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.
