Wherever I am in the world, my perfect day begins with waking up and heading to the beach or the pool or somewhere I can be semi-comatose. I just wake up and go to the sun.
I find it hard to be labelled in this new 'super-rich' category because we all grew up with very little. The idea that 'to get rich is glorious' is really a new phenomenon. I certainly didn't grow up like that.
When I work in San Francisco doing stand-up, I usually schedule it for July, and we'll drive up the coast and camp in Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo, Big Sur, and we'll just camp our way up the coast, and then we'll get to San Francisco and hang out ...
Nothing changes if nothing changes
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period.
Grow up and let anyone try to contend with the adult you.
We here in Egypt are fed up with U.S. colonialism.
To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up.
Sometimes, I wake up and the skies are grey and everything's horrible.
I don't ever want to grow up. That's boring.
I want Ron to stand up to Malfoy and punish him.
I am not in any hurry to grow up.
I can say 100% that Westlife is not breaking up.
I never saw myself not being a stand-up. That was my plan.
Stand up for what is right, regardless of who is committing the wrong.
Stand up for what is right even if you stand alone.
Sometimes i only sleep to wake up
Traveling Wilburys was always played in my house growing up.
When we give up the chase, we give up our wishing.
