When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'
Whatever my situation is, I want to show that I'm not perfect, and perfect isn't real. The youth need to know that, especially.
If your ethics in the military, in your training, is going to be counterminded by a one-hour weekly television show, we've got a really big problem.
I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their kids.
I played with the Lust-Cats once in Denver. I've seen Happy Jawbone a bunch of times, but I can't remember if I played those shows or not.
I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
I always think of a show like a plant - a little pruning now and then keeps it healthy, but you shouldn't pull it out and chop the roots up.
I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum.
When I look back at The Judy Garland Show, I have such mixed feelings. It broke my mother's heart when they canceled it.
When I got a call from Los Angeles to do the Tonight Show, I considered it more of an inconvenience than an opportunity.
I'm doing a two-hour show every day, so you can eat what you want.
We always thought we wanted to do a show that you could both laugh and cry in thirty minutes, and I don't know that there are that many comedies that try for that.
I've started to show the consistency in majors I had in regular tournaments back in 1998-2000 when I was contending nearly every week.
When I did start writing books, I didn't realize it, but the girls that grew up watching the show became moms.
When you meet people, show real appreciation, then genuine curiosity.
As the archeology of our thought easily shows, man is an invention of recent date. And one perhaps nearing its end.
As the archaeology of our thought easily shows, man is an invention of recent date. And one perhaps nearing its end.
Dave Chappelle asked me to come do his show. I read the script, and I said, 'Has he lost his mind?'
Some of us are only going to show our emotions while we're actually vulnerable. But that's what makes us human.
I am actually wearing slacks on the show more than I ever have - it is now acceptable, and I like mixing it up.
A Republican in my state of Arkansas feels about as out of place as Michael Vick at the West Minister dog show.
