I'm really proud of this show I did called 'I Just Want My Pants Back.' I was very proud of my work on the show and such a huge fan of everybody involved.
From my years of work with so many game show production companies and their producers I'm probably no longer eligible to be a contestant on any American game show.
There are very few shows that show women talking like strong, sassy women. Do you know what I mean? 'Sex and the City' started doing that, and that was why that was such a huge hit.
[Otter and Mrs. Wormer are in the supermarket vegetable section] Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Mine's bigger. [Marion looks questioningly at him] Eric 'Otter' Stratton: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you? Marion Wor...
When people say "Oh wow, you're so lucky" ... I always wonder how they define luck. I can assure you people don't achieve their dreams because their lucky; they work day and night, with little sleep, investing their own money and working extremely ha...
Show no fear to the man who picks up a big stone.
Many will show you the way once your cart has overturned.
A son-in-law and a pig will show you the way only once.
Confess you were wrong yesterday; it will show you are wise today.
When you show the moon to a child, it sees only your finger.
Show me a hero and I'll show you a man enslaved by his competence.
We have to show these men and women freedom by enslaving them, and show them courage by frightening them.
The story of Rod Stewart, the story of Carlos Santana is so inspiring to young musicians because it shows in this trendy business how long a career can last. It shows how you can soar back, regardless of age.
Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.
I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show.
I'm a contemporary artist and I show in art galleries and museums. I show a number of photographs and films, but I also make television programs, books and some appetizing, all with the same concept.
I am planning a one-man art show of original Batman oil paintings that I will show in New York City.
I never called my work an 'art'. It's part of show business, the business of building entertainment.
On my show 'One on One', I interview leaders from around the world - in politics, business, art. My other show, 'Her Village', is more like 'The View'.
It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey
Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.