My favorite TV show is probably 'Glee.' I'm a Gleek, like everyone else!
You can't predict a show, that is the damndest thing, you can't predict if a show is going to work or not until it's on the air.
I don't like shows, I don't like to put on a show, I just really want to work intimately with my actors.
You have any complaints or comments, you direct them to me. If you call and harass Granddad again, I'll do whatever I can, legally, to revoke that trust fund you've been living off of for the last thirty years." "You have no right to—" "No, you hav...
If you want to kill a snake, chop off its head.
The angry hammer works off his fury on the steel.
Clothes put on while running come off while running.
The rain wets the leopard's spots but does not wash them off.
A sharp tongue will cut off its own head.
A friend by thee is better than a brother far off.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.
You are going to do some really stupid and mean things in the name of love. Don’t be so hard on yourself when things don’t turn out. You are a good person that loved deeply. Anybody worth having will know that hurting someone is not showing someo...
Too much spirit shows a lack of it.
If you are not going to bite, don't show your teeth.
If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
The dog that is going to bite does not show its teeth.
Lucy: Mr Gru? Gru: [stammering] Wha... I didn't... Wha... yes? Lucy: [takes off her sunglasses] Hi. Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL. [shows her AVL credentials; noticing she shows her ID-card upside-down] Lucy: Oops. [giggles, then clears her throat] Luc...
Otto: [to Ken about Mrs Coady] What does he want you to do? Send her flowers? Do her shopping? Show her a good time? Rub her out? Rub her out? Otto: [gleefully] HE'S GOING TO KILL HER! HA HA HA! Ken: Shut up! Otto: [shows his gun to a group of onlook...
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this ...
When I was on 'The Golden Girls,' we'd have eight scenes per show. And when 'Seinfeld' came along, they went to, like, 30 scenes a show, which was revolutionary. 'Arrested Development' has probably got 60 scenes per show. It just keeps emerging as th...