Only the fat-cat corporations can really afford to put on two mega-ready-to-wear shows a year, or four if you add two haute couture shows, or six if you count men's wear. Resort and prefall push the number up to eight. A couple of promotional shows i...
Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to do. And even if I do a TV show, the only reasons to do a TV show is to get more people to know me to come out to my stand-up shows.
The big difference between the radio show and the TV work is that I don't have to work by committee on the radio show. I'm the DJ; I can play what I want and suffer or get praised by that. With a TV show, it's much more of a collaboration, and the so...
Don't cut off the monkey's tail before it is dead.
Cutting off a mule's ears doesn't make it a horse.
Put off the evil hour as long as you can.
There isn't a sword that would cut off a golden hand.
V settled back against the pillows and measured the hard line of her chin. "Take off your coat." "Excuse me?" "Take it off." "No." "I want it off." "Then I suggest you hold your breath. Won't affect me in the slightest, but at least the suffocation w...
[Archie visits George, who is guarded by two policemen] Archie: We need to talk. George: You tell those pigs to fuck off. Archie: Fuck off, pigs. [the two policemen don't move] Archie: Did you hear what I said? Fuck off!
Neil McCauley: Take off your shirt. Dr. Bob: What? Neil McCauley: Take off your shirt. Dr. Bob: My - my God - my daughter gave it to me for Father's Day... Neil McCauley: I don't give a shit who gave it to you, take it off!
Director: You. Hrundi V. Bakshi: Me? Director: Yes, you. Get off of my set, and out of my picture. Off, off! You're washed up, you're finished! I'll see to it that you never make another movie again! Hrundi V. Bakshi: Does that include television, si...
There is no point in showing the way to an old hare.
Never show the truth naked -- just in its shirt.
Show her the rudder, but don't steer her boat.
Do not show a stick to a dog that has been beaten.
Water. Like a blanket. Dark. Intoxicating. Cold.
Fashion often starts off beautiful and becomes ugly, whereas art starts off ugly sometimes and becomes beautiful.
You're better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole.
The Internet feeds off the main press, and the main press feeds off the Internet. They're working in tandem.
Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night.
Days off are few and far between in the restaurant business. But on an hour off, I like to have a glass of wine with my wife.
