When my parents went off to Knoxville to work, I lived with my father's mother. She was strict - the kind who starched and ironed dresses. I had to sit more than I played. Oh, I was miserable. I liked being out with the animals. I'd come in the house...
Smiles A Lot: [after Otter has fallen off his horse during the attempt to steal Cisco] [all in Lakota, subtitled] Smiles A Lot: What happened? Otter: I don't know. My arm won't work. Worm: [riding up] What happened? Smiles A Lot: Otter hurt himself. ...
Pete Dunham: Hey broth, you couldn't make a hundred could you? Steve Dunham: Yeah, how does piss off sound? Pete Dunham: Oh fuck off. Come on. Get some drinks in. Get some drinks in. Get some... Steve Dunham: Shut up! Just shut up. I'll tell you what...
Bobby Jordan: Give me that. Bobby's Buddy: [passing Bobby a liquor bottle, then spotting Jack and Judy smoking a joint together] Hey, isn't that, that Stall faggot? Bobby Jordan: Yeah. Bobby's Buddy: You should go kick his ass. Bobby Jordan: I'm goin...
[person speaking German on "cliteris" website] Kyle: Dude, it's a lady getting pooed on! Stan: Whoa! Is it Cartman's mom? Cartman: Oh, very funny! Kyle: Hey! It IS Cartman's mom! Mrs. Cartman: [man speaking German on computer] All righty then! Cartma...
I'm not tryin' to come off as the best lyricist.
The gun went off accidentally.
Back off or the lizard gets it!
The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
There's a pressure regardless of that to do a good show.
We're not show-business people. We have a life.
The show has become my therapy.
I'd do a show about garbagemen if it was good!
The stories on 'The Cosby Show' transcend time.
Women have to show that tummy to stay noticed.
Every country has it trade offs.
Basically, I use hammer-ons and pull-offs.
With the press there is no 'off the record.'
I don't have an off-duty wardrobe.
I have a hands-off policy when it comes to my larynx.
