The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny.
Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
Don't waste time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.
Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership.
I typically take life one day at a time.
When you reminisce aren't the times that someone's forcing you to reminisce. You reminisce other times in your life.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
I live my life one day at a time.
No, my entire life is planned. It's called time management.
I've tweeted incessantly about Nintendo and my love for Nintendo for a long time.
If you don't succeed the first time - you're about average
Albania is at risk and we are living in difficult times.
Murdering the innocent to advance an ideology is wrong every time everywhere
Acting is all about timing. I mean, who has better timing than the MCs?
This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex.
Accidents are not accidents but precise arrivals at the wrong right time.
Take time to sense the abundance we have, as we don't have an abundance of time.
I've been writing full-time since I was 23.
Making every record is a process full of tough times.
If 'The New York Times' says it, it must be true.
