The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.
The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 1When women agree with me I always do the other thing
Portions from a Wine-Stained Notebook: Uncollected Stories and Essays, 1944-1990There is no giving advice to a young man so much in love.
The Reason Why: The Story of the Fatal Charge of the Light Brigade