Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.
There's not enough time to be disrespecting... Life is too short.
Life is too short to blend in.
Life is too short no matter what party you are with.
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet.
You have to have a short memory as a closer.
Life is short. Jingle your bells.
Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas.
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
If you cut down the trees you will find the wolf.
You don't have to cut a tree down to get at the fruit.
A sharp tongue will cut off its own head.
One man cut the barrage, and a thousand people fell into the river.
He who does not shave you does not cut you.
From the leather of others you can cut long strips.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
Measure three times before you cut once.
Going beyond is as bad as falling short.
An inch too short is as bad as a yard.
Short is the road that leads from fear to hatred.
