Cop663: [to a shirt] Lonely? You look like a mess. Cold? I'll warm you up. [irons it]
Chungking ExpressHannah: Will you take off your shirt... fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!
Crazy, Stupid, Love.Jim: Are you with the American Fleet? Frank: American Fleet! Looks like you lost your shirt kid.
Empire of the SunCaptain Hadley: Uncle Sam. Reaching into your shirt and squeezing your tit till it's purple.
The Shawshank Redemption[after meeting Sal Valestra] Bruce Wayne: Is my shirt too big, or is that my flesh crawling?
Batman: Mask of the PhantasmBABY BOY, FASHION IS NOT FOR ADVERTISING YOUR FAVE SEX ACTS ON YOUR SHIRT. UNH-UNH, NO IT'S NOT !
The Devil Wears Prada