Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.
Everyone knows he's crazier than a shaved mule in a toboggan race.
I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!
Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong.
Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it!
The minute my hair went, I shaved it. Thank God it became kind of cool. I just have really big ears.
I was really excited to get to shave my head - it's something I'd wanted to do for a while and now I had a good excuse. It was nice to shed that level of vanity.
I want to play a character I've never been before-a crazy serial killer like Charlize Theron in Monster. I'd love to have to shave my head.
The mustache represented the old John; I didn't want to be that guy anymore, so I shaved it off. It was ritualistic in a way.
Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum.
Judge Doom: No Toon can resist the old shave-and-a-haircut trick...
The punishment of shaving a woman's head had biblical origins. In Europe, the practice dated back to the Dark Ages with the Visigoths.
I shave my body in all kinds of ways, wear tons of eyeliner and dye my hair pink.
Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice? -Sergeant Schlock
Competitively, I’m looking for the edge. I need to shave off inefficiencies and get rid of this Beard of Mediocrity.
I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream.
There is no such thing as a life of passion any more than a continuous earthquake, or an eternal fever. Besides, who would ever shave themselves in such a state?
Aw honey. Today's as important as forever." Grandpa Joe in "Shave and a Haircut" Flash Warden and Other Stories
Vicente: Why did you shave me? Robert Ledgard: That's a good question.
When I was 14, I couldn't be bothered to tweeze my eyebrows, so I would shave them in between. One time, my hand slipped, and I had half an eyebrow.
Jeffrey Goines: ...and if you forget one thing, I will have you shaved, sterilized, and destroyed!
