An afro is a poor man’s haircut.
You are a religious and a scholar; what the fuck?
Life is so meaningless without trouble.
Woman is the light of God.
Live for nothing die for something!!
I'm obsessed with making lists.
I loved ninjas when I was younger.
I am not a crook.
I have impeached myself by resigning.
Have the courage to do what you're not ready to do.
There is no question- love is the answer
behind every smile there is a cunning face
Only the nonreader fears books.
It's not the tailor that makes the man.
Smile at everyone and brighten their day!
Your deeds are your monuments.
Everybody has a story... and a scream.
Ist dir Trinken bitter, werde Wein.
I've a grand memory for forgetting.
Living, it's awful for me.
All magic cookies with a price!
