Quotes of: Sex Keyword

So that would be a classic mixed message to young women: you should look a certain way that's going to destroy your reproductive system and your sexual appetite, but at the same time, you should be interested in sex!

Susie Bright

Randal Graves: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

Clerks

Jacob: The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Captain: [entering the bar with Werner and the LI] Merkel's boys. They ship out tomorrow, too. Scared fuckers. They need sex as much as the infantry needs alcohol.

Das Boot

Georgie Weiss: Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex-change flick? Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Because he's my friend!

Ed Wood

[after vigorous sex with Tyler Durden] Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

Fight Club

[after meeting and having sex with Marla] Tyler Durden: Man, you've got some fucked up friends, I'm tellin' ya. Limber, though...

Fight Club

Carl Showalter: [Shep Proudfoot, enraged, bursts into apartment and knocks Carl out of bed while having sex with hooker] Shep, whatthefuckyadoin'? I'm banging that girl!

Fargo

John: He's sex obsessed! The older generation's leading our nation in a state of galloping ruin!

A Hard Day's Night

Israelite: [Mocking Jesus] See, this is what happens when a man swears off sex; the semen backs up into his brain!

The Last Temptation of Christ

[while having sex with a Ugandan girl he met on the bus] Nicholas Garrigan: I'M A MEDICAL OFFICER OVERSEAS!

The Last King of Scotland

Yuri Orlov: [Narraing the sex in the shower scene] Despite the other women, I always made love to Ava as if she was the only one.

Lord of War

Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex. Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Philomena: And after I had the sex, I thought anything that feels so lovely must be wrong. Martin Sixsmith: Fucking Catholics.

Philomena

Lois Kaiser: [talking through sex hotline] Oh! I can feel your balls up against my ass!

Short Cuts

Cammi: And here are your handy wipes. Jack: Oh, so that's what these are. For a minute there I thought you guys were promoting safe sex.

Sideways

Kim Pine: [unenthusiastically] We are Sex Bob-omb. We are here to sell out and make money and stuff.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Mick Shrimpton: As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.

This Is Spinal Tap

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.

Jay Leno

This is why I wanted to be different and why I wanted to have power and fame and money: because I wanted to be attractive to the opposite sex. I'd be lying to you if I didn't say that was a big part of it.

Michael Buble

We now know that sex is complicated enough that we have to admit nature doesn't draw the line for us between male and female, or between male and intersex and female and intersex; we actually draw that line on nature.

Alice Dreger