Either that’s your mobile buzzing in your room, or there’re sex toys you haven’t told us about having a party in there without you.” ~ Josh Larsen
Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.
Sleep. It’s like sex. You know it’s good, but you don’t know just how good until you’re not getting any.
You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great, headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.
In the next place, wonderful as it seems in a sexual world, the Martians were absolutely without sex, and therefore without any of the tumultuous emotions that arise...
Good, because if the guy isn't making you walk funny after sex, then probably isn't anything to write home to mom about.
I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute.
A Toyota is not a toy. At least not a sex toy. However, my driving is both erratic and erotic. Tickets are ten dollars per passenger. Senior citizen discounts not available.
The point of tantric sex was supposedly to harness sexual energy to awaken higher consciousness. It was just like yoga, but way more fun.
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
It was here in Mayfair, that adjectives such as gracious elegant sophisticated and sublime trip off the tongue like coins into a parking meter.
Therefore, if the gods are immortal and eternal, what need is there of the other sex, when they themselves do not require succession, since they are always about to exist?
Relationship is not all about sex,confess love to someone no,is all about what you can propound, what you can do,and the experience / what you propounded at last after doing it....
I have certain moral parameters that I do not cross in writing; I don't write about adultery or kids having premarital sex.
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.
If it was about lying under oath - we actually know that Clinton certainly was deceptive, as most people would be about their sex lives - but, in fact, he did not lie.
Perhaps that's the whole point about infidelity, I suggested, not that one has sex but that by doing so one puts at risk someone else's happiness?
Retirement is lie sex. Men love to talk about it, but when the time finally comes, they're good for about fifteen minutes then they're dying to put their ties back on.
People who concern themselves with the rights of other adults who engage in consensual acts involving sex, love, and/or eating croissants together are damaged and in pain.
Mature men look into the ladies hearts. Immature ones mention constantly their body parts. They mentioned sex like they’re obsessed. Enslaved by drugs and alcohol; helpless.
