The time has come to repeal 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' It is the right thing to do. Every American should have the opportunity to serve their country, regardless of race, sex, creed, or sexual orientation.
The whole point of a sacrifice is that you give up something you never really wanted in the first place. People are doing it around you all the time. They give up their careers, say - or their beliefs - or sex.
When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time.
So that would be a classic mixed message to young women: you should look a certain way that's going to destroy your reproductive system and your sexual appetite, but at the same time, you should be interested in sex!
Randal Graves: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
Jacob: The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.
Captain: [entering the bar with Werner and the LI] Merkel's boys. They ship out tomorrow, too. Scared fuckers. They need sex as much as the infantry needs alcohol.
Georgie Weiss: Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex-change flick? Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Because he's my friend!
[after vigorous sex with Tyler Durden] Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
[after meeting and having sex with Marla] Tyler Durden: Man, you've got some fucked up friends, I'm tellin' ya. Limber, though...
Carl Showalter: [Shep Proudfoot, enraged, bursts into apartment and knocks Carl out of bed while having sex with hooker] Shep, whatthefuckyadoin'? I'm banging that girl!
John: He's sex obsessed! The older generation's leading our nation in a state of galloping ruin!
Israelite: [Mocking Jesus] See, this is what happens when a man swears off sex; the semen backs up into his brain!
[while having sex with a Ugandan girl he met on the bus] Nicholas Garrigan: I'M A MEDICAL OFFICER OVERSEAS!
Yuri Orlov: [Narraing the sex in the shower scene] Despite the other women, I always made love to Ava as if she was the only one.
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex. Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...
Philomena: And after I had the sex, I thought anything that feels so lovely must be wrong. Martin Sixsmith: Fucking Catholics.
Lois Kaiser: [talking through sex hotline] Oh! I can feel your balls up against my ass!
Cammi: And here are your handy wipes. Jack: Oh, so that's what these are. For a minute there I thought you guys were promoting safe sex.
Kim Pine: [unenthusiastically] We are Sex Bob-omb. We are here to sell out and make money and stuff.
Mick Shrimpton: As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
